No matter how good-looking or rich you are, some women will lose interest in you. As egregious as it sounds, it is true. No matter what you do, they will never like you again, if they ever did. But there are ways to feel their touch and warmth for a little while more.
- Threaten suicide.
It’s unethical, potentially illegal, and in bad taste. In bad smell if you actually go through with it. But many super-confident men have done it, political strategists and cutthroat power brokers, a beautiful female demon can break the hardest of warriors. This time they had no plan, just started crying on the phone. Of course the woman doesn’t believe them one bit, but she’s imagining an afternoon at the police station and all the paperwork. The shtick simply works, but only once. Try it again, she’ll go: “I will testify you were in good spirits.”
- Offer reimbursement.
She might get incredibly offended, but sometimes you catch her in a financial pickle. Or she feels she should take money from you, just so you would have less money. I heard wild stories from many women, some biddings started as low as 100 euros. I’m from a small town. Again, it works only one time, the shame both parties feel afterward is quite dissuasive. Or you realize it was *so* hot and do a few more. Tuck the bills in her thong, write a check and put it between her tits. So it can bounce.
I’m guilty of this one, but I offered a luxurious consumer product, cash was a bit on the nose, I thought. GOONY SPOONY liked it very much, but luckily said no because I found out the thing wasn’t mine to give. She slept with me later for free. What can I say, she’s a classy lady.
- Profess your love one last time.
Barrage her with words of affection and appreciation, but it must come from the heart. If she detects you have prepared a speech, she’ll throw you out. Don’t bring flowers, don’t push it, just keep talking highly of her, put your yap game to the test, she’ll know the quickest way to shut you up. There will be a look of annoyance on her face the entire time, but you can turn off the light. Or close your eyes. Or doggy style.
To recap, if she hates bureaucracy, the salary hasn’t come in yet, and she hasn’t heard any decent praise upon her person lately, you can have sex with your ex three more times.